Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Bonenkai - or how Japanese people forget the year

Well, needless to say that it's not the worst ideas of all to try to forget THIS year. At least with regards to some financial institutions (such as UBS - OMG!!) or, by now, the entire global economy.

In Japan, they also have good reasons to try to forget this year. Not so much with regards to banking. In fact, some Japanese banks were smart enough to stay out of the US house (of cards) market. Therefore, being rather cash rich when the market crumbled, they picked and chose the good (remaining) pieces of some banks for their own portfolios. Good move guys!

However, the overall economy here is also not doing so good by now. November saw the sharpest drop in the production of industrial goods since the 1950's and even the über-car-company Toyota had to come out with a serious blow on their profits (first one since...ever, I think).

Well, you see, there is much to forget about. Therefore, the Japanese invented Bonenkai (忘年会) - lit. 'forget the year gathering'.

Here, one has to congratulate the Japanese for their honest and straight forward branding skills. While we in the west disguise this as 'Holiday dinner' (formerly known as 'Christmas Dinner' before we in Europe also became overly PC), the Japanese just call it what it is (and what it is for!). ölasdjflöksadjflksajdföljsadölfkjjsaöldkfjlöaksdjflöksadfölkjjsadlfkjsalökdfjsöalkdfjlöaskjfölsakj
As such, it is indeed nothing more than: A group of people (friends, colleagues, club members etc) gathering at an Izakaya (居酒屋) in order to eat (a little) and drink (a lot).

In between some presents/prices/awards are handed out to members of the group for their great achievements, for staying in the office until forever or for their political importance. Whatever the reason, everyone receiving something has to deliver a little speech, containing words of appreciation and gratitude.

Finally, the gathering is closed by one member delivering a sing-sang-speech, asking everyone to join him by clapping one's hands (just once!), to end the party.

After all that, people leave the Izakaya to split into two groups: One consisting of people who go home and the other of people who go on (until the early morning, or until they drop ;-). ölskdflöasdjkaölksdfasdjflasdöflalösdkasldjkfölasjkdfölajksdöflasödlfö
This year, I had the pleasure (for the second time) to attend the Bonenkai of the Junior Chamber of Commerce of Osaka - in Osaka. They kindly invited me again, as I attended some event about two years ago there (and probably because I currently live in Tokyo and not half-way around the planet).

So, off I went, hopping onto the super-fast Shinkasen (新幹線) down to Kansai (関西). I'm picked up by my good friend Akiwa-san, who runs two companies in the area. Together, we head for the Izakaya.

The whole group is big enough to occupy three table sections in the Izakaya, so about 20-25 people. I also see my good friend Vanessa again, who I hadn't seen in over a year. She's Swedish and working for asics in Kobe in their international marketing department (i.e. her Japanese is light years ahead of mine ;-).

While eating (sashimi, fried chicken, cesar salad) and drinking beer like water (not that it would taste like it - we are not in the US after all ;-)) there is a lot of "how are you doing, what are you doing now business wise, how's the family" talk.

Later the mentioned presents are handed out. A bottle of Sochu (焼酎) with a special label is given out and along come the speeches.

I get a bottle, too, even though I hadn't done anything apart from attending the event two years ago and last year, but hey, I'm not going to say 'no' to a nice bottle of Shochu. My speech (in - broken - Japanese) is greeted with applause - probably because they were happy that it didn't take very long.

And with this I want to wish you all a happy new year 2009 (we are just a few hours away from it here in Japan).

Try to forget (about your portfolios) and do enjoy the new year as much as you can!

Cheers, Kampai, Prost, Salute, Santé!
Oliver

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Nuts - Part 2

Some people are allergic to nuts.

I can imagine that it must drive one nu...err...be a real pain to double check every time one is about to sink one's teeth into a meal, just to be sure that the stuff doesn't contain nuts of any sort or physical condition.

Well, luckily I'm not allergic. Actually, quite the contrary: I'm addicted!

At least I can't think of any other word when it comes to my level of consumption of a product that I have discovered in this country some years ago:

They call it 'Almond' (what a innocent name for such a powerful drug!).

Even with the best intentions, I wouldn't be in the position to tell how many boxes of this stuff I have absorbed in the past years.

I assume it's the (evil) combination of dark chocolate and almond nuts that makes it irresistible - especially when it has been cooled down nicely in the fridge before consumption. ölskjedlöaskjdlfjkasdöljkfaösldkjaslkjdflsakjdölakjsdfölkjasöldfjkalsd
Now, I don't eat a box a day...however, also not just one or two pieces ;-)

So, should you ever visit a 'conbini' (see earlier postings on this blog) in Japan: Just close your eyes and walk on when passing the 'sweets' section...

(Honestly, they should make this stuff illegal!)

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Merry X'MOS!

It's Christmas time!

I probably don't have to tell you that Christian traditions don't really play any major role in the daily life of most Japanese people.

Now, there ARE a few Christians in this country - and some of them are even Japanese. In fact, in some regions, like Nagasaki (長崎) there are 'traditionally' quite a lot, as the Portuguese hit the place around AD 1542 already. However, unlike in South Korea, the 'aggressive' missionary activities of - mostly - US American Christians seem to have relatively little effect on the population's warshipping...errr...sorry ;-) worshiping habits.

Instead, the season is a high time for the consumption of (glittery) goods - no one really needs - and the massive use of the word 'kawai' (可愛い), which usually is translated with "cute; adorable; charming; lovely; pretty". Especially, every time the (female) Japanese consumer comes across something that has been decorated in a fanciful way.

The installation of so called 'Illuminations' also attracts visitors, lovers and families around the country and one has to say that some of them are done with quite some effort.

Other than that, many Japanese have 'a date' on Christmas to celebrate this moment in the year. To do so, some of them book a room in a so called 'Love Hotel' (I'll come back to that topic later) and enjoy themselves and the, sometimes very interesting, interiors.

Unfortunately, I will probably miss out on this special part of Japanese modern culture for a few years to come, since my parents in Germany will continue to demand me to be at their place in Germany for Christmas (but then there are other occasions, which make the use of such a facility interesting... ;-)

By the way, the 'family heavy' equivalent of Christmas in Japan is generally New Years eve and day, which is - unlike in many other parts of Asia - also celebrated on the 31st Dec/1stJan.
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Like in many other countries of the western hemisphere, Christmas related things are hijacked by most businesses here.

Next to all the department stores punishing their customers with all kinds of different versions of 'jingle bells' or 'silent night', food related businesses exploit the occasion as well - especially if their own name relates to it - even though sometimes only in the slightest of ways.
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One example is the famous MOS Burger chain (which, unlike other well-known chains, has actually REALLY good burgers).

However, being caught up in the battle for consumer attention like everyone else, it might come as no surprise that they greet their customers with a slogan that goes 'Merry X'MOS' (I assume that's how 'Merry Christmas' sounds when you say it with your mouth full with burger and fries - or fried chicken pieces, as promoted in the advert above).

On this note: Whether you are serious about Christmas or just enjoy the colourful decos - I wish you all a nice time and hope this planet becomes a little bit more peaceful in the coming years!

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Nuts - Part I

Does the world drive you nuts sometimes?

Really?

Well, in that case I can recommend a speciality from Japan:

'Nuts of World' - one of the best know antidotes now on sale!
















....needless to say that it's a 'special select'

Enjoy!